Wednesday, December 29, 2010

Song ~ In memory of Mary Derham Warnecke


When I am dead, my dearest
Sing no sad songs for me
Plant no roses at my head
Nor shady cypress tree
Be the green grass above me
with showers and dew drops wet
If thou wilt, remember
and if thou wilt, forget

I shall not see the shadows
I shall not feel the rain
I shall not hear the nightengale
sing on, as if in pain
and dreaming through the twilight
that doth not rise or set
Happily, I may remember
and happily, I may forget

~Christina Rossetti

Thursday, December 23, 2010

12 Day of Christmas (Pit bull version)



the Twelve Days of Christmas (pit bull version)

by The Sula Foundation on Wednesday, December 22, 2010 at 5:59am

On the first day of Christmas,
my pit bull gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.

On the second day of Christmas,
my pit bull gave to me
Two startled doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the third day of Christmas,
my pit bull gave to me
Three tongue kisses,
Two startled doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas,
my pit bull gave to me
Four messy turds,
Three tongue kisses,
Two startled doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas,
my pit bull gave to me
Five missing shoes,
Four messy turds,
Three tongue kisses,
Two startled doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!

On the sixth day of Christmas,
my pit bull gave to me
Six cats a-clawing,
Five missing shoes,
Four messy turds,
Three tongue kisses,
Two startled doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my pit bull gave to me
Seven butts a-wiggling,
Six cats a-clawing,
Five missing shoes,
Four messy turds,
Three tongue kisses,
Two startled doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!

On the eighth day of Christmas,
my pit bull gave to me
Eight vegans vegging,
Seven butts a-wiggling,
Six cats a-clawing,
Five missing shoes,
Four messy turds,
Three tongue kisses,
Two startled doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!

On the ninth day of Christmas,
my pit bull gave to me
Nine holes a-digging,
Eight vegans vegging,
Seven butts a-wiggling,
Six cats a-clawing,
Five missing shoes,
Four messy turds,
Three tongue kisses,
Two startled doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!

On the tenth day of Christmas,
my pit bull gave to me
Ten toys a-tugging,
Nine holes a-digging,
Eight vegans vegging,
Seven butts a-wiggling,
Six cats a-clawing,
Five missing shoes,
Four messy turds,
Three tongue kisses,
Two startled doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!

On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my pit bull gave to me
Eleven neighbors griping,
Ten toys a-tugging,
Nine holes a-digging,
Eight vegans vegging,
Seven butts a-wiggling,
Six cats a-clawing,
Five missing shoes,
Four messy turds,
Three tongue kisses,
Two startled doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!

On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my pit bull gave to me
Twelve hours snuggling,
Eleven neighbors griping,
Ten toys a-tugging,
Nine holes a-digging,
Eight vegans vegging,
Seven butts a-wiggling,
Six cats a-clawing,
Five missing shoes,
Four messy turds,
Three tongue kisses,
Two startled doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree! 

(c) The Sula Foundation
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Tuesday, December 21, 2010

Four Sisters together forever...

The Swennes Girls ~ Gail Collins, Eleanor Hoskins, Karene Lathrop and Julie Butler 1982

Rudyard Kipling's IF ~

IF

IF you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you,
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too;
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated, don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise:
If you can dream - and not make dreams your master;
If you can think - and not make thoughts your aim;
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same;
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build 'em up with worn-out tools:

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings
And never breathe a word about your loss;
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: 'Hold on!'

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
' Or walk with Kings - nor lose the common touch,
if neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much;
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And - which is more - you'll be a Man, my son!


~Rudyard Kipling