by The Sula Foundation on Wednesday, December 22, 2010 at 5:59am
On the first day of Christmas,
my pit bull gave to me
A partridge in a pear tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
my pit bull gave to me
Two startled doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
my pit bull gave to me
Three tongue kisses,
Two startled doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my pit bull gave to me
Four messy turds,
Three tongue kisses,
Two startled doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my pit bull gave to me
Five missing shoes,
Four messy turds,
Three tongue kisses,
Two startled doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my pit bull gave to me
Six cats a-clawing,
Five missing shoes,
Four messy turds,
Three tongue kisses,
Two startled doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my pit bull gave to me
Seven butts a-wiggling,
Six cats a-clawing,
Five missing shoes,
Four messy turds,
Three tongue kisses,
Two startled doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my pit bull gave to me
Eight vegans vegging,
Seven butts a-wiggling,
Six cats a-clawing,
Five missing shoes,
Four messy turds,
Three tongue kisses,
Two startled doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my pit bull gave to me
Nine holes a-digging,
Eight vegans vegging,
Seven butts a-wiggling,
Six cats a-clawing,
Five missing shoes,
Four messy turds,
Three tongue kisses,
Two startled doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my pit bull gave to me
Ten toys a-tugging,
Nine holes a-digging,
Eight vegans vegging,
Seven butts a-wiggling,
Six cats a-clawing,
Five missing shoes,
Four messy turds,
Three tongue kisses,
Two startled doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my pit bull gave to me
Eleven neighbors griping,
Ten toys a-tugging,
Nine holes a-digging,
Eight vegans vegging,
Seven butts a-wiggling,
Six cats a-clawing,
Five missing shoes,
Four messy turds,
Three tongue kisses,
Two startled doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
my pit bull gave to me
Twelve hours snuggling,
Eleven neighbors griping,
Ten toys a-tugging,
Nine holes a-digging,
Eight vegans vegging,
Seven butts a-wiggling,
Six cats a-clawing,
Five missing shoes,
Four messy turds,
Three tongue kisses,
Two startled doves,
And a partridge in a pear tree!
(c) The Sula Foundation
